Official Bad Teacher Parody

"You think about girls' pussies a lot. Don't you, John? Well a girl's pussy is a very delicate thing, just like a guy's balls are. If you'll trust me feeling your balls, I'll trust you feeling my pussy. Deal?" John pulled off his underwear, and Val placed her hand around his balls. Then he reached over to pull Val's panties down. But she grabbed his hand and stopped him. "Wait a minute, John. Do you know what 'fucking' is?" "Sure," John replied with confidence. His boyhood friends Big Boobs were always talking about "fucking." And John had even seen two lions actually "doing it" at the zoo. "Well, here's the catch. Before I let you pull down my panties and feel my pussy, you'll have to first promise me that you'll feel it with you dick , instead of your hands. Then I want you to stick your dick all the way up into my pussy, and fuck me. Now, do we have a deal?" John didn't say a word. He rolled back over onto his back, and stared at the ceiling, while Val continued to fondle his balls. "What's the matter, John?" Val asked. "I don't know, Sis. It's just not right, you know? I could get you pregnant." "Don't worry, John. You can't get me blowjob pregnant right now. It's my 'safe time.'" "Your what?" John asked. "My 'safe time.' My period just ended yesterday. And I'm not fertile right now. So there's no way I can get pregnant. Don't you find me attractive, John?" "Of course I do." "Attractive enough to fuck? I've noticed how you've been staring at my breasts, and my legs, and my butt lately. I know you want to fuck me, John. You can't deny it." “All right, try this on for size!” His cock was sticking straight out, twitching slightly. She turned around and squatted over Lance's crotch, facing his feet; Mandy had to Big Boobs pull her hand away to avoid getting squished between them.. With a sniffle, wishing he was anywhere but there, Ian shivered as he unbuckled his slacks. “It isn’t a dream,” he responded. Grown up kisses the kind he gives mommy. Thankfully, he agreed. She loved it when sex caused pain, drinking it in. She blowjob took after our masochistic mother. You love to be fucked in the ass... She also told me that she's transferring to a prestigious private school, one which is far greater than the one she attends now. Emily drove hard and soon every inch had disappeared, and Melisa's belly distended just as Emily's had for Me. I held my hand on her belly, feeling the thrusts from Emily extend her abdomen. Eli exclaimed, turning red as a beat. "Oh hell yes! Then the two Usagi girls squealed as buckets of wriggling worms were dumped in around them. His face was red, he was pumping away and pushed harder and deeper into her very wet pussy. "Well..." “But you have a lover and...” My eyes widened. She grasped it, stroking my expanding shaft. I closed my eyes and slowly pulled my boxers down, revealing my limp 5-inch penis and thin dark pubic hair to my mother and sister. “Her... her pussy,” my husband said, his eyes flicking down to her panties. A few of them had started a competition to see which of them could leave their handprint on my ass for the longest. “We both were married.